An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away | Luxe Pad

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Make your sassy friend laugh with this humorous notepad! Keep track of to-do lists, grocery lists, or doodles with the bold message of "An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away (If You Throw it Hard Enough)". Perfect for a pick-me-up or to mark a silly occasion. Get yours today!

  • Gilded edges
  • Thick 100# card stock
  • Grosgrain ribbon
  • Made in USA
  • 5.5 x 5.5"
  • 65 sheets
Shipping & Returns


All orders placed Tuesday through Friday will be packaged and shipped within 0-3 business days of the order. See Shipping page for more info.


In short: For regular price clothing, with the exclusion of holiday or fur items, we offer ten (10) days to return or exchange your clothing. Everything else is final sale. No price adjustments are allowed on previous purchases. 

Please see below for details.

ALL SALE ITEMS, DISCOUNTED, SEASONAL, HOLIDAY, JEWELRY, ACCESSORIES, FUR, HOME, SHOES, SPECIAL ORDERED ITEMS, FOOD, ETC. ARE FINAL SALE. NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES. Only undamaged, unworn, tagged, free of smell, regular priced clothing can be returned or exchanged with approval.

All regular priced clothing is exchangeable or can be returned within ten (10) days. Please contact us by email at to confirm the return before shipping. We will not accept returns without prior authorization.

An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away | Luxe Pad



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